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Tied Demotivational Poster


MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by forseti

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:29 pm
What's what you said about velcro-strap shoes being uncool, again?
Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.




FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


BONDAGE - Like you guys told me, I tied my chick yesterday, Wasnt that great.


TAGS: bondage fetish chick tied
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by werko

Zook - September 29, 2010, 10:36 am
maybe putting the wasn't that great on a separate line would've helped. I literally loled so 5l from me
Ed-Hyde - September 29, 2010, 8:40 am
Yea, caption is a tad rough, Epic photo though.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 8:38 am
the redo was better than your first, still a little rough around the edges, good idea though. 4L
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:26 am
shaved asian chick... lucky boy ;)


THANKS HONEY - For letting me watch the game instead Dancing with the Stars




THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME - IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA RUN AWAY!




HOPE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE! - you're going to be here for awhile.




COLLEGE PARTIES -


TAGS: college fatty hangover partied a bit to much
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
the boat is listing to the starboard
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe you're right foreskinny but i dont think this angle had been used so i went with it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:48 pm
HEAVILY overused pic! :D
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 2:06 pm
If I was on that board I would have to refrain from drinking and possibly wear a patch on my left eye.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:59 pm
Don't worry, you've got years of hot flashes and crying jags ahead of you.....Mommy will always love/Hate you.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks moo, that explains her limp.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
I haven't seen a string so deeply embedded since FP's Mom tried to pull one over on me during her final Menstrual cycle......(see how I went all technical with that joke?)


Tied the Knot -


TAGS: bachelor contesant dead tied knot
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:35 am
Finally! I'm just kidding, I don't watch the Bachelor. But still, ha! 5L


PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.


TAGS: princess tied michael jackson woods rnr
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by RnR

CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:57 am
so is your plan to hit up every MJ poster in his defence
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:55 am
This is gay MJ wouldnt hurt a fly!
PSA - November 2, 2008, 4:37 pm
thats actually a really good photoshop, if i hadn't seen the original i would have believed it
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:45 pm
I think Michael Jackson is laying a trap for R. Kelly.
GoForthAndDie - September 21, 2008, 3:38 am
Why? Nothing's gonna happen to her, Michael likes boys.


KNOTS -




GAME OVER -




DORA THE EXLPORER - What She Has to Go Through For Deportation


TAGS: dora tied
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

dslohand - September 21, 2012, 8:20 pm
YIKES I'm the only one that noticed the monkey checking out her sweater puppys?
falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:47 pm
Please don't tell me this isn't a movie.
tjhawk - September 8, 2012, 7:22 pm
and i've done my job :)
Rick69 - September 8, 2012, 7:15 pm
Guess I'll never look at Dora the same way again...


THE BONDS OF MATRIMONY - useful when the bride gets cold feet!!




STRAIGHT SHOOTING -




Guard Dogs -




SOONER OR LATER... - ...it gonna kill you You better quit smokin´




DO YOU SAY SOMETHING? -


TAGS: tied down moving driving toting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 4:05 pm
¡Exactamenté! LOL!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 1:31 pm
Kinda like the lady with toilet paper hanging outta the back of her skirt...dilemmas lol


NIKE MOTTO -


TAGS: or hey shoe s untied
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO



bondage -




BABYSITTING - when are these brats going to quit playing cowboys and indians?




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